They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
(via bannersbruce)
Go fuck yourself.
YOU WIN ALL OF THE INTERNET.
THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING.
(Source: olsondraper, via hbics)
(Source: in0thernews, via bajo-el-mar)
(Source: airellia, via valentinamora)
If Websites Were People : Jezebel.com (by wheresrobanderson)
i love you.
do you need a tampon?!
OH MY GOD
DEAD.
Conceivably the best tag.
Sassy Sally Draper
Can somebody go put this on the blog of that derailing white girl from earlier?
(Source: tumbledowntower)
I have some epic amount of dating going on.
Tomorrow
Government teacher named John. 39. Divorced. Teenager son that does not live with him. He’s nice, funny, we have some interests and beliefs in common. He’s not like, knock my socks off attractive. But he’s got a really sexy voice. We’re going to Big Truck Tacos. Possibly back to his place to watch MST3K.
Thursday
Lunch with my high school conductor. NOT A DATE.
Afternoon coffee with a science teacher. 41. We’ve been chatting for about 2 months. He’s very interesting. Extremely intelligent, but humble. Well spoken but laid back. And hot. Really pretty sexy.
Friday
My reliable shag is going to wake me up Friday morning. He’s going to wake me up with pleasure and we’re going to shag like rabbits. I’m excited.
Beyond that, I have some bites for a first date but nothing set in stone. Not to mention sexy poet who drinks his feelings will probably do a booty call this weekend.
(And I wait for Dave to resurface. Patiently. I must wait patiently.)
I’m so frickin’ bored it hurts.
I mean my apartment is a mess, I could spend all night cleaning, but that isn’t fun!
I want to have fun!!
*Yes I’m entirely aware that I’m being a spoiled brat right now*
